
I hate milk. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I hate the way it smells, tastes, looks, walks, and talks.
This is why I don’t drink it. I drink it’s distant, cooler, cousin of color, soymilk. (I dunno why, but to me if soy milk were a person she would be brown-skinned, and have natural hair, but that has nothing to do with this post so…)
Me and Soy Milk have a had a long-term relationship. I wasn’t feeling regular formula as a baby, so my Mom gave me Soy Formula. You could say “me and soya go back like babies in pacifiers”, for real. We’re tight. But recently I learned that my body’s Vitamin D levels are as pathetic as my courtship of cows milk. Virtually non-existent. ODing on Soy Milk hasn’t been helping either.
Vitamin D is an important part of our body’s ability to absorb calcium, that oh so important mineral for our bones and teeth. Vitamin D is best mostly received by drinking whole milk and getting 30 or more minutes of direct sunlight per day. Being a brown-skinned person, my ability to absorb sunlight, which helps my body produce the Vitamin D needed to process calcium, is lacking as well. So most people of my complexion need to supplement our vitamin D intake, and the average doctor and nutritionist will prescribe my arch-nemesis, Milk.
Like I said, I hate that mess so I have been in search of vitamin D substitutes. My newest discovery is Kefir.
Kefir is milk, it’s just milk’s other cool cousin. It is milk with a little added flavor in the form of Kefir grains, a gelatinous community of fermented bacteria and yeast. (YUCK!) Those bacteria contribute to Kefir’s probiotic power and gut regulation. Kefir aids in lactose digestion, so it is safe and beneficial for those of you who are lactose intolerant! It looks like a watered down yogurt, and tastes that way too. On its own, plain Kefir is hard to swallow. But with the right mixture of fruits and a little sweetness, Kefir is pretty damn good. Good enough for me to drink a whole glass.
The Kefir I have been drinking lately is by Nancy’s, a Eugene Oregon based Family Owned and Operated Dairy Farm that makes organic, hormone free dairy products. Their Lowfat Kefir in Blackberry is truly YUM! It has a pretty high sugar content, from the milk and fruit addition, so I drink a small 4oz serving at a time. Trader Joes also makes their own brand of Kefir, and it is excellent and economical. When I am not spluring on Nancy’s, I buy TJ’s plain Kefir and blend it with various frozen and fresh fruits, or use it as a replacement in smoothies or with granola for breakfast.